http://taraxo14.tumblr.com/

megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:47 -0400

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

When your jam comes on in the car.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:32 -0400

laugh-addict:

catholicnun: when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:11 -0400

catholicnun:

when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row

let-them-eat-vag: Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:01 -0400

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

What I think when kids in my class read

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:48:35 -0400

That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA

That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD

Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?

THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!

Can I sleep?

If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?

You can’t pronounce THAT word?

WHAT THE HELL

The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for

My skin’s crawling

Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard

You skipped a line

LOL what was that?

I don’t even.

gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:48:03 -0400

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:47:55 -0400

I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

me: i'm gonna make you mine

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:47:01 -0400

me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:46:57 -0400

voguelustys: luxuryglamxoxo: voguelustys: my room in...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:46:14 -0400

voguelustys:

luxuryglamxoxo:

voguelustys:

my room in melbourne is perfect

this is my favourite photo on tumblr, the view, her legs everything is perfect

almost at 300,000 notes holy shit

burghers: princessgeminii: burghers: doesnt get attention for 30 seconds THATS IT IM...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:45:00 -0400

burghers:

princessgeminii:

burghers:

*doesnt get attention for 30 seconds* THATS IT IM DELETING

Why did I reblog that… idk

okay then

frickingstyles: i will never understand the logic of screaming as loud as possible at a concert...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:42:11 -0400

frickingstyles:

i will never understand the logic of screaming as loud as possible at a concert like wow you finally get to see them live in concert let’s make sure no one hears them at all

jimmyneutronsdad: what beautiful weather outside. today im gonna blog in shorts

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:41:48 -0400

jimmyneutronsdad:

what beautiful weather outside. today im gonna blog in shorts

thefandommenace: I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:41:22 -0400

thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:41:12 -0400

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:40:39 -0400

why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

thiscolorfultwilight: alicelostinneverland: merlinwhosuperpotte...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:39:28 -0400

thiscolorfultwilight:

alicelostinneverland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

Mean Girls. Gotta love it.

shieldon: if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:38:53 -0400

shieldon:

if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook

glowpixie: theangelgabrieldidmyhair: The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:38:40 -0400

glowpixie:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

this gif applies to so many things omfg

starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:37:52 -0400

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

http://taraxo14.tumblr.com/

megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely...

When your jam comes on in the car.

catholicnun: when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row

let-them-eat-vag: Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video...

What I think when kids in my class read

gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and...

I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

me: i'm gonna make you mine

Photo

voguelustys: luxuryglamxoxo: voguelustys: my room in...

burghers: princessgeminii: burghers: *doesnt get attention for 30 seconds* THATS IT IM...

frickingstyles: i will never understand the logic of screaming as loud as possible at a concert...

jimmyneutronsdad: what beautiful weather outside. today im gonna blog in shorts

thefandommenace: I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your...

thiscolorfultwilight: alicelostinneverland: merlinwhosuperpotte...

shieldon: if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook

glowpixie: theangelgabrieldidmyhair: The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they...

starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she...

burghers: princessgeminii: burghers: doesnt get attention for 30 seconds THATS IT IM...